What I Believe

I believe Lady GaGa is better than Madonna live.
And I believe gas will soar over 5 bucks a gallon.
And I believe you're gonna pay for it.
And I believe deep down inside the lead singer of Nickelback is Kurt Cobain reincarnated.
I also believe Kid Rock had to mess up really bad to get dumped by Pamela Anderson; She's Hot, except for the Hep C.
And I believe the Elvis spotting at the Oneonta, Al courthouse is oh so true.
And I believe Charlie Sheen is correct to believe in trolls, transformers and god knows what other fictitious things.
And of course I believe that madonna was the Brittney Spears of the 80's.
And I believe a woman's sudden headache, brought on by their husband, can be cured with an impromptu shopping spree.
And I believe beef is not just for dinner.
And I believe the x-box generation will be great leaders, if they can find the cheat codes to do so.
I also believe the BBQ joints in Blount Country need to reevaluate their schedules in order to please the customers who like to have BBQ on Sundays..
And I believe my youngest daughter might believe her dad is Ronald McDonald.
And I believe that 50% of the people reading this wouldn't know what hand to throw up to form the letter "L" on their forehead, if they were in front of a mirror.
Last but not least, what I believe, hasn't one thing to do with anyone but me..


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